Things I Ask Myself Now That I'm In College:
Do staplers work on walls?
If I add the guy next door on facebook, will he come over and watch the Kathy Griffin special on Bravo with me?
Why the fuck does the sound on my laptop only work with my headphones plugged in??
If I eat alone, do people think I'm weird?
Does everyone else feel this weird, just kind of floating around feeling?
Will I be able to keep up in classes?
How do I continue to keep myself from falling off my bike?
Will there be pancakes at breakfast tomorrow?
I say find out if he will. The delights of kathy griffin are meant to be shared.
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