Crimson and Clover

What could be better than losing your virginity and then walking out into a hallway of people cheering for you? That's my favorite scene in Pirate Radio, when Carl loses his v-card to Marianne and he goes into the hall and the Count is giving a play-by-play to everyone listening on the radio. Losing your virginity is something that should be celebrated. I make cakes or deserts for my friends when they finally get it in. I'm even thinking about investing in a penis-shaped cake pan just for this reason, but then I realize that a penis cake would not apply to all my friends (but a vag cake pan would be gross), and the majority of my friends that I would bother to make a cake for have already lost it. Don't worry if you haven't, you will. You just have to start throwing your cat at more people I guess. Unless you want it to be special or some shit like that.