20 Things to do instead of my anthropology reading:
1) Read Thought Catalog, but only the articles that have numbers in the title
2) Make a birthday playlist for my mom. Realize how shitty music was in the '90s
3) Contemplate making an a cappella group
4) Buy toothpaste
5) Steal chapstick from the worst laid-out drug store on the planet
6) Go to anthropology class
7) Email old teachers
8) Try to get a summer job
9) Do my actual job
10) Find a receptacle in which to store my tattoo fund
11) Wonder why I don't have more useful things in my dorm room
12) Watch an episode of Gossip Girl
13) Be thankful my life isn't like Gossip Girl
14) Ask myself why the fuck I brought a clipboard to college but forgot paper towels. Consistently.
15) Listen to MJ
16) Tumble Fight Club-related things
17) Study German verb conjugation (I'd really rather do this than anthropology reading?)
18) Drink rum from my Barack and Michelle shotglass and eat stale Cheetos
19) Paint my nails a garish shade of yellow
20) Enjoy my colorful life
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