Tom Sawyer

I am a movie fan. I like my action movies, complete with stupid dialogue and giant explosions (nice trench coat, Neo). I like my horror movies with needless gore (props, Drive Thru) and stupid talking animals (really, Drag Me To Hell? The goat was really necessary?), and if it's a good horror movie, I enjoy it with fava beans and a nice Chianti. I really love my chick flicks, especially if there's a sing-a-long scene with a dude with lobster claws in the background and even more especially if J.T. is naked except for socks with Mila Kunis. But what I really love is I Love You, Man. I just love that movie. The wondrous comic acting of Paul Rudd and Jason Segal warms my heart, and it leaves everyone with a very important message: love your significant other enough to want them to have their own life. Haha, just kidding. That's stupid. The real message is, girls, give your man blowies.